For those who put the "ooo" in "stooopid and the "um" in "dumbass" - your time has come. Face the spotlight. It's time for this scribe to abandon his slothful ways and rejoin that battle. Time to do my part to banish the evils of stupidity from the dug-in positions they hold in nearly every part of our world. I will start with the slow-witted and dull writers of real, and fake letters to advice colulmnists but I won't stop there. I will gouge the higly-placed simpletons who make life more complicated that it needs to be. I will joust with the very real Vogons in uniform. I will mock those like myself who become too impressed with themselves, and jolt them back to reality.